new year is actually so sad im growing up becoming independent its scary this world is SCARY life is SCARY
“i haven’t eaten anything since last year”
“i remember 2013 like it was yesterday”
“i think i’m pregnant! haven’t gotten my period since last year”
we need an emergency fake dash in case any of our relatives suddenly demand to see what we do on tumblr
like you log in with the password “parent alert” and it takes you to a dash that’s just the wisdom of confucius and new yorkers dissing olive garden
we should have that
Use it well. Lets blast it so everyone can use it. Good luck.